Right Wing Bonus Tracks: The Secret President
- A passenger recently assaulted a Southwest Airlines flight attendant, knocking out two of her teeth, so naturally QAnon conspiracy theorist and COVID-19-denier DeAnna Lorraine rushed to blame flight attendants for allegedly being mask Nazis who are triggering passengers and pushing them to the brink.
- Hank Kunneman continues to insist that his prophecies that former President Donald Trump would win reelection in 2020 were correct.
- Laurie Roth claims to have spoken with a high-ranking military source who confirmed that Trump is still secretly president.
- Lance Wallnau asserts that he has risked his life for Trump, whom he declares to be a leading general in God’s army, “like Patton hitting Hitler in Bastogne.”
- Finally, Pat Robertson accuses Dr. Anthony Fauci of being responsible for the COVID-19 pandemic and says there is no punishment too severe for him.