Mark Taylor And Sheila Zilinsky Say Trump Outsmarted Satan By Signing The Omnibus Bill

Former firefighter and current modern-day prophet Mark Taylor made yet another appearance on the podcast hosted by crackpot conspiracy theorist Sheila Zilinsky over the weekend, where the two insisted that President Trump’s decision to sign the omnibus spending bill last week was really a stroke of genius that showed he was outsmarting the literal devils surrounding him.

Despite the fact that most right-wing activists were outraged that Trump had signed the $1.3 billion spending bill, Taylor and Zilinsky were convinced that Trump is “10 playbooks ahead” of everyone else and that an executive order he signed last year will allow him to seize any funding intended for Planned Parenthood.

“People just need to take a deep breath,” Taylor said. “There is a bigger picture at play here. What the enemy meant for harm, God can mean for good. I know that people are complaining, my emails are lighting up, social media is lighting up and the evangelicals have to understand that you cannot be ruled by emotions. I understand abortion is an emotional issue, I get that, but the point being here that even if Planned Parenthood is being funded here in the bill, [Trump] signed an executive order on December 21 stating that anything having to do with crimes against humanity—which Planned Parenthood is—they can seize their assets. So don’t think for one second that this is not going to backfire on the enemy. He can seize those assets, he can seize that money before it ever gets into their hands. This is going to backfire. People just need to take a step back, they have to understand something, Sheila; look at what this man is going through right now. This man is surrounded by devils, literally.”

Zilinsky agreed, saying that “everybody is up in arms over this omnibus bill” because they simply don’t realize that Trump is “nine chess plays ahead” of everyone else in Washington.

“These are some of the dumbest people on the planet,” she said. “You don’t think the ‘Art of the Deal’ master himself can outmaneuver these dummies? I don’t think we are giving the guy enough credit. I feel he knows what he is doing. I just can’t help but think that Trump is 10 playbooks ahead of these guys, can out-finesse, outmaneuver; we don’t know what is up the guy’s sleeve.”