Glenn Beck Is Going to 'Change the Way We Celebrate the Fourth of July'
Back when Glenn Beck was unveiling his grandiose plans to "go Galt" with the construction of a massive $2 billion Randian paradise to be known as Independence Park, he also revealed plans to produce a spectacular live show this Fourth of July called "The Man In The Moon" which will tell the story of America from the perspective of the moon as Beck "defends man to the moon [who] has been around for a while and has been waiting for someone to step up and do it right and to do the right thing and to be more."
But, as Beck explained last Friday, this show is not designed to be just an amazingly groundbreaking performance, it is going to "change the way we celebrate Fourth of July" so that people no longer sit around drinking beer, watching fireworks, and listening to anti-Americans songs written by Bruce Springsteen:
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