Religious Right activist “Coach” Dave Daubenmire and a few dozen fellow anti-LGBTQ protestors descended on the Pride Parade in Columbus, Ohio, over the weekend to declare “the truth” and preach the Gospel to the participants and spectators. On his “Pass The Salt Live” webcast this morning, Daubenmire spent a good bit of time ripping the “cowards” in the church who were too afraid to join them in “the devil’s den” but are more than willing to criticize their tactics.
“The enemy is serious as hell,” Daubenmire stated, lamenting that most Christians do not realize that “we’re at war” with the demonic LGBTQ agenda.
Daubenmire fumed that when he began using a bullhorn to preach his message, the “reprobates” at the parade began to loudly sing “Jesus Loves Me” in an effort to drown him out.
“For those of you who think we need to go to the parade to tell them that Jesus loves them, they already got that,” Daubenmire said to his Christian critics. “This was a battleground, this was a war room.”
“Keep your daggone mouth shut,” Daubenmire said to the “Monday morning quarterbacks” who are “sitting up in the cheap seats” while he and his fellow anti-LGBTQ activist are out fighting on the front lines. “You ain’t got any idea! Keep your mouth shut! You ain’t got any idea what the enemy’s like.”
“You ain’t got any idea of the war that’s raging outside the four walls of the church,” Daubenmire screamed. “Pollyanna, stick-your-head-in-the-sand ostriches! That’s all you are! That’s all you are. ‘Well, just share the love of Jesus with them.’ Hey, they think Jesus loves them; they think we’re the evil ones! Don’t you understand what’s going on? Don’t you know it’s a war? Don’t you know they want your children? Don’t you know they’re occupying your pulpits? Don’t you understand that those same people singing ‘Jesus loves you this I know’ want to kill us?”