On his “Pass The Salt Live” webcast yesterday, Religious Right activist Dave Daubenmire predicted that, as attorney general, Jeff Sessions will finally expose “Pizzagate,” the absurd conspiracy theory claiming that Hillary Clinton and her allies help to operate a child sex ring out of a Washington, D.C., pizza parlor.
“All hell is going to break loose,” Daubenmire said. “Mark my word. We ain’t seen nothing yet from the rabid rebels on the left side of town. We ain’t seen nothing yet, because my understanding is … this Pizzagate is bigger than we know and it’s about to bust loose and if you think that those demonic deviants are going to take this lying down, you’ve got another thing coming, buddy.”
“From what I understand, Jeff Sessions has already been briefed” on the issue, Daubenmire said, adding that President Trump allowed FBI director James Comey to retain his position because Comey “knows where all the bodies are buried and the FBI has been doing a behind the scenes investigation into this Pizzagate pedophile ring.”
“Here come da judge, here come da judge!” Daubenmire bellowed. “Sessions is going to come in and he is now going to try to clean up this mess … We’re talking about senators, congressmen, public officials, news reporters who are going to be caught in this web of pedophilia.”