Ann Coulter Became A Republican In Kindergarten While Defending The Vietnam War

Ann Coulter told radio host Eric Metaxas yesterday that she realized she was a Republican when she was in kindergarten.

After defending Donald Trump’s extramarital affairs, Coulter explained her conservative origin story.

As the story goes, a school librarian was wearing a black armband in protest of the Vietnam War. Then, a young Coulter started debating with the librarian about the conflict in Vietnam, “raised my little paw” and told her that “we made promises to our allies and we need to stand by our allies, or something to that effect.”

The librarian, Coulter reveals, finally removed the armband so she could get through the class without an argument.

“It’s all starting to make sense,” Metaxas joked. “By the end of the hour I will have you psychoanalyzed.”