Right Wing Bonus Tracks: ‘Trans-Regret Story Hour’

  • Charles Hurt declares that “President Trump really is the least racist person in the world.”
  • E.W. Jackson is convinced that the Democratic Party has become a cult.
  • Rick Wiles is praying that God will give him $100 million to build a global network that can guide humanity through the End Times.
  • Dave Janda has not seen any chemtrails since July 4, which leads him to believe that Trump has finally “taken control of the skies” and outlawed them.
  • Finally, “Activist Mommy” Elizabeth Johnston is urging parents to schedule things like the “Trans-regret Story Hour,” “How To Keep Children Safe From Pedophiles Story Hour,” and “Make America Great Again Story Hour” at local libraries in response to Drag Queen Story Hour.