Definitive Proof of the Communist Conspiracy

I honestly don’t even know how to go about describing Janet Porter’s latest column in which she exposes the current economic recovery efforts as part of a Communist conspiracy to take over the United States … a conspiracy that has apparently been in the works for nearly twenty years and directly involves Barack Obama.

You see, Sam Webb, chairman of the Communist Party USA is apparently pleased with President Obama’s handling of the economic crisis and, Porter reports, he might not be the only Communist rejoicing.  Because, as it turns out, a few months ago Porter received an email from her friend, Wiley Drake (you know, the guy who ran as Alan Keyes’ vice president and once called for imprecatory prayers against Americans United) but she didn’t write about it at the time because “it just seemed too extreme.” But now, in light of recent developments, it seems downright prophetic.

As it turns out, the email from Drake was actually written by a guy named Tom Fife who claims to have regularly traveled to Russia in the early 1990’s, where he reportedly met a woman who was active in the Communist movement … and it was from her that he first heard the name “Barack.”

As Porter admits, she “can’t prove whether it’s true or not, but in light of all that is happening, it just doesn’t seem that far-fetched anymore” and then proceeds to re-print Fife’s email in which he describes how he came to be informed by this unnamed Russian woman that America “will have a black president very soon and he will be a Communist.”

We’ll let Fife take it from here:

“Yes, it is true. This is not some idle talk. He is already born, and he is educated and being groomed to be president right now. You will be impressed to know that he has gone to the best schools of presidents. He is what you call ‘Ivy League.’ You don’t believe me, but he is real and I even know his name. His name is Barack. His mother is white and American and his father is black from Africa. That’s right, a chocolate baby! And he’s going to be your president.”

She became more and more smug as she presented her stream of detailed knowledge and predictions so matter-of-factly – as though all were foregone conclusions. “It’s all been thought out. His father is not an American black, so he won’t have that social slave stigma. He is intelligent and he is half white and has been raised from the cradle to be an atheist and a Communist. He’s gone to the finest schools. He is being guided every step of the way and he will be irresistible to America.”

She was full of little details about him that she was eager to relate. I thought that maybe she was trying to show off that this truly was a real person and not just hot air.

She rattled off a complete litany. He was from Hawaii. He went to school in California. He lived in Chicago. He was soon to be elected to the Legislature. “Have no doubt: he is one of us, a Soviet.”

She continued with something to the effect that America was at the same time the great hope and the great obstacle for Communism. America would have to be converted to Communism, and Barack was going to pave the way.

So there you go, all the way back in 1992 some unnamed woman in Moscow knew all about Barack Obama and the intricate Communist plot to take over America … and all it took was fifteen years and a group of borderline lunatics like Folger, Drake, and Fife to unravel it in the pages of WorldNetDaily.

I know that I should probably just start ignoring Porter, as I do all the other insanity that appears on WND, but I can’t because I am still terrified by the fact that this woman was a close adviser to Mike Huckabee’s presidential campaign and Huckabee himself praises her in his book, citing her as among the “new wave of leaders” who will remake the Republican Party.