One thing I will say about Janet Porter is that she is always moving forward with her efforts to shape America to suit her fevered right-wing dreams and is constantly positive that the next thing is the one that is going to turn it all around.
In her most recent column, Porter declares that the upcoming How To Take Back America Conference is going to be a key event in the Right’s resurgence as it wrests control away from President Obama and saves America from its descent into socialist paganism:
But this isn’t funny any more.
If you’re not laughing, sign up today for the How to Take Back America Conference in St. Louis Sept. 25 and 26. I’m co-chairing the event along with Phyllis Schlafly of Eagle Forum and a host committee that includes: Rick Scarborough of Vision America, Michael Farris of the Home School Legal Defense Association, Mat Staver, of Liberty Counsel and Don Feder, from the World Congress of Families. Speakers include Gov. Mike Huckabee, Delta Force Leader Gen. Jerry Boykin and California Rep. Tom McClintock.
For those of you who want to take our country back while there’s still something left of it, every speech, workshops and panel will all have something in common: They will all answer the most often asked question about taking America back: “How?”
See you in St. Louis.
Frankly, I’d be a little more frightened by this if it wasn’t pretty much the same thing Porter was declaring back in 2007 ahead of the Values Voter Debate she also organized:
You know that I’m one for taking action, so I’ll cut straight to the chase. There’s a big event coming up and you need to be a part of how it’s going to re-shape America.
What: The GOP Values Voters Presidential Debate
When: Sept. 17, 2007
We must know just how close we are to winning everything we’ve been working for in the last three decades: one more seat on the Supreme Court can restore the right to protect children again to the people of each state. We have a chance to protect the institution of marriage from the courts that are attacking it. We have the right to protect our freedom of speech, freedom of religion and right to own property.
If you are sick of reacting and tired of retreat, this is your time. This is our time. Our moment in history to change the future. Please pray for the event and become involved in it: submit your questions for the candidates to email@example.com. We need to hear the questions that are burning in your heart. Quit shaking your fist at the television and write the questions that you want answered!
Following the debate, Porter predicted that “the Values Voter Straw Poll will unify the pro-family movement and determine the nominee” and that that nominee would be Mike Huckabee, whose presidency would be the culmination of all of the Right’s political efforts:
My eye is on the prize – the Supreme Court – and Huckabee is the only guy in the race that we know will give it to us. Everything is on the line, whether we win it all or lose it all. Yet, during this time of moral crisis, many of our leaders are silent. Others just throw rocks. Dante put it this way:
“The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in a time of moral crisis, remain neutral.”
I’m going to keep sending donations until I reach the $2,300 maximum so I will have a clear conscience when my children and grandchildren ask me the question I know will come. That question? “Where were you when they were killing babies?” I want to answer: “I did everything I could to stop it.”
If you will vote now with your pocketbook to help elect the only guy we know for certain will give us the judges we need on the bench, we can have a much better answer. When our children and grandchildren ask us: “Where were you when they were killing babies?” we can reply: WE WERE THE ONES WHO STOPPED IT.
One more election, one more judge. Everything we’ve worked for is within our reach. Don’t let our last chance pass us by. Multiply next December’s pro-life donations by more than a hundredfold: Go to www.mikehuckabee.com now and vote for life.
Remind me how that worked out again?
So here we are two years later and Porter is organizing another right-wing confab featuring Mike Huckabee and a gaggle of fringe leaders who will take back America and I find myself decidedly unimpressed because … well, it all sounds just so familiar:
I said it before, I’ll say it again: Values Voters are going to determine the outcome of this election. Don’t believe me? Wait and see. One more prediction: With this election, we’re going to take back the Supreme Court of the United States, stop the killing of unborn children, protect the institution of marriage and regain our freedoms of speech and religion. We’re going to take back America. You heard it here first.