Neal Boortz's Tea Party GOTV Strategy: Bribe Your Neighbors

After blaming "government schools" for bringing America “to the point that a man like Barack Obama could be sworn in as president of the United States," conservative radio host Neal Boortz told attendees at the Tea Party Unity Rally that the "Democrats, the looters, the moochers, [and] the parasites" were all going to vote to give themselves "access to your pocket." 

As such, it was vitally important for every Tea Party activist and Republican to find somebody who shares their views but who does not normally vote and convince them to vote in this election ... even if you need to bribe 'em: