Happy Birthday, Pat Robertson!
Join us in wishing Pat Robertson a happy and healthy 82nd birthday today by looking back at the many memories he brought us this year:
Who could forget when the “pro-family” leader and counselor said a husband is “correct” in seeking to divorce his wife because she has Alzheimer’s because it “is a kind of death.”
Robertson also delved into the culinary arts by wondering if mac and cheese is a “black thing,” which later led to a 700 Club episode where cohost Kristi Watts taught Robertson how to make mac and cheese of his very own.
The fierce anti-gay activist had many defeats this year, as he warned that a new global initiative to prevent violence against gays and lesbians will lead to God’s wrath and feared that America is turning into Sodom. After marriage equality passed in New York, Robertson said that America’s transformation into Sodom was almost complete and divine destruction is imminent:
Indeed, Robertson may not be happy celebrating his birthday since he contends that America is doomed. After announcing that God told him who the next President will be, bravely adding that he would not release that information, he did reveal everything else God “told” him about America’s impending collapse.
So happy birthday, and we hope for many more before the asteroid prophesied in the Bible comes to destroy the earth.
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