Far-Right Pundit: What If ISIS Uses Pokémon Go?

BarbWire columnist Chris Mills is just asking the question: What if ISIS uses Pokémon Go “to gather people to specified locations at certain times where there just so happened to be a bomb, or snipers?”

In a column today, Mills accused President Obama of fanning “the flames of a Civil War in America, shielding American thugs and Muslims around the world from criticism while the death toll rises” and “crushing any attempts to rebel against his agenda.”

This lawless and violent environment that Obama has created, he said, will pave the way for ISIS to kill people using the game.

Our president has fed the flames of a Civil War in America, shielding American thugs and Muslims around the world from criticism while the death toll rises. Hundreds dead, hundreds wounded and exactly zero of these heinous acts were committed by law abiding, white, Christian conservatives. Yet, we seem to bear the blame for everything. Even a Jihadi maniac driving a truck through a crowd of innocent families in Nice, France will be the fault of Americas NRA, even though it has been revealed that one of the weapons used in the previous terrorist attack in France was a weapon “lost” by Obama’s ATF in the botched Fast and Furious sting.

The pro-Islam Prime Minister of Turkey put down a “coup” that would have overthrown his regime, which is reportedly sympathetic to ISIS. Some say he created the coup himself as a ruse to increase his own power and arrest those within the Government that opposed him. He manipulated the emotions of a frightened citizenry, under the guise of religious “tolerance”, for his own gain. President Obama backed the Turkish Prime Ministers pro-ISIS actions.

Isn’t Barack Obama doing exactly the same thing in America? Creating unrest within his own nation in the name of tolerance? Placing propagandist blame on those who oppose him? Ultimately crushing any attempts to rebel against his agenda; increasing the global perception of his personal piety and party’s power over the populace, concurrently?

Speaking of which, is anyone else creeped out by the ramifications of PokemonGo’s technology falling into the wrong hands? As it stands, our children are being led through the streets on a virtual scavenger hunt by a computer generated algorithm designed by Nintendo. It uses GPS technology to make real people go to real world locations to gather imaginary monsters.

What if this technology was used by ISIS to gather people to specified locations at certain times where there just so happened to be a bomb, or snipers?

It would only take one person on Nintendo’s staff and one person on the outside to place the bomb.

If you see a middle-aged man (we’ll call him Chester) walking down the street swiping his finger rapidly across his i-phone wearing three-weeks-dirty sweatpants, he has probably ventured forth from his mom’s basement for the first time in months looking for Pokemon. Your kids may meet up with him in the park, looking for the same digital monster. Remember kids, don’t talk to strangers, unless he can tell you when the next Charizard will “spawn”.

Chester the Pokemon Trainer may even end up in a women’s bathroom looking for the same creature. If he happens to identify as a woman that day. Don’t worry, if Hillary wins there will be pedophile pride parades soon enough. Chester shouldn’t have to be ashamed of his desires for Pokemon or your daughter, right?

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