Don't Vote for Satan!

And by “Satan” we mean “Mitt Romney” (actually, “we” don’t mean Romney at all ... anti-Mormon nut-job Bill Keller does): "The world's leading internet evangelist has launched a new web site -- votingforsatan.com. In an attempt to educate people on what Mormons really believe, Bill Keller -- who coined the infamous phrase, 'vote for Romney is a vote for Satan' -- now wants to hold high-profile Christians accountable for endorsing Romney's bid for the presidency. 'This web site is not set up to tell people who they ought to vote for,' says Keller. 'It's designed to educate people on what members of the Mormon cult really believe, and to hold Christian leaders who support Romney's bid for the White House accountable for their actions.'"