Taylor Momsen Is Destroying Society!

You know, it is not everyday that I get to write a post that includes the words “Bill Donohue” and “dildo,”  so when the opportunity presents itself, there is now way that going to pass it up the opportunity.

It seems that Donoue and others are outraged that 17 year old actress Taylor Momsen admitted to masturbating: 

Dr. Bill Donohue, President of The Catholic League, concurred.

“Our society was a much happier place when Annette Funicello pranced around as a ‘Mickey Mouse Mouseketeer,’ and now we have Taylor Momsen prancing around with a dildo in hand,” he said. Looks like this gal’s got lots of issues. No wonder she voiced her insanity in a magazine called Disorder.”

Dr. Scott Turansky of the National Center for Biblical Parenting echoed similar sentiments.

“Taylor Momsen is projecting a negative image that will result in failure in her life,” he told FOX411.com. “Sadly, she is influencing other young women to follow in her steps. Unfortunately the fame and fortune of Miss Momsen is misleading and many of these girls will find out only too late that they’re following the wrong model.”

For the life of me, I can’t figure out what the sex habits of a 17 year-old girl have to do with the Catholic League’s mission to defend “the right of Catholics – lay and clergy alike – to participate in American public life without defamation or discrimination” or why Donohue felt compelled to speak out on this issue.