Last night’s “Super Tuesday” primaries don’t seem to have settled anything at all.
Joe the Plumber won his congressional primary and will be an actual Republican candidate for office!
Newt Gingrch seems to think that his sole win in his home state of Georgia is going to launch him to the White House.
Richard Viguerie, on the other hand, is calling on Gingrich to drop out and endorse Rick Santorum in order to try and stop Mitt Romney.
Bryan Fischer declares that Santorum “is resonating with ordinary Americans who are ecstatic to have a public figure who fearlessly defends their values and has the character and integrity to back it up.”
Finally, Harold Camping is done making predictions about the end of the world.