Rick Santorum believes that he uniquely possesses the ability to unite all of America and that is why he will become president.
According to Bob Ellis at BarbWire, Jeb Bush’s wishy-washy statement on gay marriage in Florida “has provided all the proof needed that he is completely and totally unworthy of even being a Republican nominee, much less President of the United States.”
Oklahoma State Rep. John Bennett is demanding that Muslim groups specifically denounce passages from the Quran that he doesn’t like.
Gary Bauer says that “the brutality of this attack [against Charlie Hebdo] cannot be understated.” That doesn’t make any sense. We assume he means “overstated.”
Finally, “Coach” Dave Daubenmire says that future generations will wonder “how could a man with three Muslim names be elected President of the United States in the midst of the greatest surge of Islamic extremism in the history of America?”