In a shocking development, Ted Cruz’s pastor says Cruz is “God’s man for this hour, for such a time as this … The hand of God is on him, and if God’s people rise up, he will be the man.”
In equally shocking news, Cruz fanboy Glenn Beck thinks that Cruz is the only candidate who really “has the gravitas” to be president.
Speaking of Beck, his pathological hatred of President Obama and his administration is growing more absurd by the day.
Some intelligent analysis from The Federalist: “Abortion Is The New Three-Fifths Compromise.”
Finally, a classy bit of insight from Burt Prelutsky: “It’s as if the world suddenly underwent surgical reconstruction, as a result of which France wound up with the balls and America wound up with the a—hole.”