Donald Trump Will ‘Get Rid Of Your Cocaine Problems’

Donald Trump has already made some big promises in this campaign, vowing to do everything from eliminating depression to ensuring that “all of the bad things happening in the U.S. will be rapidly reversed.”

He told a rally in Warwick, Rhode Island, today that he will fix all of America’s problems: “We’re going to straighten it out. We’re going to bring your jobs back. We’re going to get rid of your cocaine problems and your other problems.”

The GOP frontrunner was also wowed by a crying baby in the crowd: “Aw, youth.”