“Coach” Dave Daubenmire is scandalized by Bruce Jenner’s reported transition, declaring on his “News With Views” program today that Jenner has managed to go from the cover of the Wheaties box “to the cover of Froot Loops” in one generation.
And Daubenmire is pretty sure that Jenner’s witnessing of the “debauchery” of the Kardashian family has something to do with it.
“What is going on in America?” he asked. “Bruce Jenner was watching as a step-dad at this debauchery going on in the Kardashian house and something has happened to Bruce Jenner that now he is transforming, I’m telling you the truth, from a man — not just a man, a man on the Wheaties box, the world’s greatest athlete — to some pathetic transgendered I don’t know what you call ’em.”
“From Wheaties to Froot Loops,” Daubenmire lamented. “Folks, what’s going on in America?”