Austin Miles: ‘Where Are The Obama Girlfriends?’ Impeach!

Rev. Austin Miles has published yet another brilliant column for Renew America, this time alleging that President Obama has “no past girl friends [sic]” (even though “there are photos on the internet showing him with many BOY friends”), and therefore must be promptly removed from office.

“When did he meet Michele [sic] and how? Are there photos? Every president provides the public with all their photos, etc. for their library. What has he released? Nada – other than what was in this so-called biography!,” he writes.

He also relies heavily on Wayne Allyn Root’s conspiracy theory that Obama never attended classes at Columbia University and was simultaneously indoctrinated in radical socialism while attending classes at Columbia University.

WHERE ARE THE OBAMA GIRLFRIENDS?

Think about this and see if there’s anything here you don’t believe!

I hadn’t thought about this – but where are Obama’s past girlfriends surely he had at least one? No past girl friends [sic] popping up anywhere? Strange – strange to the point of being downright weird!

Nope… not one lady has stepped up and said, “He was soooo shy,” or “What a great dancer!” Now look at the rest of what we know… no classmates, not even the recorder for the Columbia class notes ever heard of him.

Who was the best man at his wedding? Start there. Check for groomsmen. Then get the footage of the graduation ceremony.

Has anyone talked to the professors? Isn’t it odd that no one is bragging that they knew him or taught him or lived with him?

When did he meet Michele and how? Are there photos? Every president provides the public with all their photos, etc. for their library. What has he released? Nada – other than what was in this so-called biography! And experts who study writing styles etc. claim it was not O’s own words or typical of his speech patterns, etc.

Does this make any of you wonder?

Ever wonder why no one ever came forward from Obama’s past, saying they knew him, attended school with him, was his friend, etc? Not one person has ever come forward from his past.

This should really be a cause for great concern. Did you see the movie titledThe Manchurian Candidate?

For example, Wayne Allyn Root was (like Obama) a political science major at Columbia, who graduated in 1983. In 2008, Root says of Obama, “I don’t know a single person at Columbia that knew him, and they all know me. I don’t have a single classmate who ever knew Barack Obama at Columbia… EVER!”

Extra Note: Obama came to America as a foreign student. Even though we don’t know about any girlfriends, there are photos on the internet showing him with many BOY friends.

This is one of the biggest frauds ever conceived and executed. The other was the first cross-dresser in the Vatican, a woman, Joanna, who posed as a man, studied for the priesthood and managed to serve as Pope Johannes Anglicus in the 9th Century. Exposed when she prematurely gave birth during a processional, she was stoned to death.

SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE – SERGEANT AT ARMS. GET SOME BACKBONE AND ESCORT OBAMA OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY! This is for your sake, our sake, and the sake of America. Perhaps “Pope Johannes” should be remembered.