Right Wing Bonus Tracks – 8/29/16

  • The doctor who declared that Donald Trump “will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency” is every bit as reliable as you would expect.
  • This is obviously the work of the globalists … or maybe our alien overlords: “Tens of thousands of subscriber accounts for media company Infowars are being traded in the digital underground.”
  • Alveda King has finally figured out a way to end legal abortion forever: cartoon bears.
  • Eagle Forum’s Roger Schlafly defends the alt-right.
  • The Benham brothers warn that “Cecile Richards, Planned Parenthood and now even the Democratic Party have no clue that the fury of Satan rages through their policies on abortion.”
  • Pamela Geller says that Huma Abedin’s marriage to Anthony Weiner “was always a cover for Huma and Hillary’s long-time relationship.” 
  • Finally, ALIPAC reveals a really high quality ad targeting John McCain ahead of the Arizona Republican primary tomorrow. SUCKERS!