The Perfect Holiday Gift For All The Bigots In Your Life

Have you been looking for the perfect way to spread some holiday racism, wishing that someone would create an offensive right-wing novelty tune set to the melody from "Feliz Navidad" that traffics in bigoted stereotypes?

Well, then you are in luck, thanks to this masterpiece from "The Fox and Rice Experience" which is posted on Human Events:

Illegals in my yard.
Illegals in my yard.
Illegals in my yard.
Throw then some pesos and they work so hard.

Illegals in my yard.
Illegals in my yard.
Illegals in my yard.
I don't even ask if they got green card.

They're going to pave up my driveway this Christmas.
They're going to clean all my cars this Christmas.
They're going to shovel all the snow this Christmas.
Those illegals in my yard.

They're going to dig me a pool this Christmas.
They're going to landscape my lawn this Christmas.
They're going to cook me up some tacos this Christmas.
Those illegals in my yard.

Illegals in my yard.
Illegals in my yard.
Illegals in my yard.
Sixteen arrive in a stolen car.

Illegals in my yard.
Illegals in my yard.
Illegals in my yard.
When they're not working, they sit at the bar.

They're going to drink some cervezas this Christmas.
They're going to shoot some tequila this Christmas.
They're going to get DUIs this Christmas.
Those illegals in my yard.

They're getting free organ transplants this Christmas.
They're going to have anchor babies this Christmas.
They're going to scream "sí, se puede" this Christmas.
Those illegals in my yard.

Illegals in my yard.
Illegals in my yard.
Illegals in my yard.
One at a time run past those border guards.

Illegals in my yard.
Illegals in my yard.
Illegals in my yard.
Hugo Chavez sends his kind regards.

They're going to tackle Pat Buchanan this Christmas.
They're going to chase down Lou Dobbs this Christmas.
They're going to join up with La Raza this Christmas.
Those illegals in my yard.

They're going to spread bubonic plague this Christmas.
They're going to bring me lots of bed bugs this Christmas.
They're going to pass tuberculosis this Christmas.
Those illegals in my yard.

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