Glenn Beck's Conspiracy Theory Conspiracy Theory

Something truly confounding is happening over at Glenn Beck's studios as he has recently become a crusader warning about the dangers of conspiracy theories despite the fact that his shows are a repository of insane conspiracy theories on an almost daily basis.

In fact, seeing conspiracies everywhere is so ingrained in Beck's worldview that even while attacking conspiracy theories like those involving the Sandy Hook shooting, Beck cannot help but see these conspiracy theories themselves as part of a larger conspiracy designed to distract people from the "real" conspiracies that exist all around them, claiming that it why the White House was constantly pushing the "Birther" conspiracy theory: