‘Coach’ Dave Calls on Obama to ‘Admit He’s the First Openly Gay President’

“Coach” Dave Daubenmire is calling upon President Obama to come clean with the American people by admitting that he is a socialist who is trying to destroy the economy and that he is not really a Christian.

But mostly, Daubenmire wants Obama to “come out of the closet” and admit that he is gay:

I think it’s time for President Obama to come out of the closet. Yeah, you heard me. How about he come out and admit he’s the first openly gay president or, better yet, openly bi-sexual president.  You know, there’s some history there. President Obama, his face seems to really light up when he begins to talk about the gay agenda.  He was so proud when that Jason Collins came out of the closet … I think it’s time to have the first gay president come out of the closet.