Glenn Beck

Beck: Start Hoarding Cash Now!

Submitted by Kyle Mantyla on Tuesday, 3/19/2013 10:51 am

After a lengthy opening monologue on last night's program in which he declared that "Emperor" Michael Bloomberg is the "most dangerous man in America," Glenn Beck turned his attention to the financial crisis in Cyprus and urged his audience to pull their money out of the stock market and out of the banks and start stockpiling it at home since what is happening if Cyprus "will happen here" because "it has happened before; it happened the last time the progressives tried a utopia."

Beck went on to warn his audience not to tell anyone but their immediate family that they were hoarding money because "the last thing you want to be known as is someone with cash on hand when all of the banks are closed," warning that they will "become more and more of a target" even from their "relatives who call you a joke now" because "drowning people pull others under the water":

Beck: John Wilkes Booth, Adolf Hitler, & Michael Bloomberg

Submitted by Kyle Mantyla on Wednesday, 3/13/2013 12:55 pm

Last night, Glenn Beck kicked off his program by showing off a couple of historical artifacts that he has acquired, including a handwritten copy of a speech delivered by John Wilkes Booth and an early edition of "Mein Kampf" signed by Adolf Hitler ... which he then tied to New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg's effort to ban the sale of sodas over sixteen ounces.

According to Beck, just as Booth and Hitler believed that they knew the proper solutions to the "crisis" they believed their nations faced, so too Bloomberg believes he is doing the right thing in trying solve the "crisis" of obesity.

"A lot of people have come in the past and said 'there's a crisis,'" Beck said, pointing to the Booth and Hitler documents, "We have to do something.  We have to do something. That always leads you to bad places":

Beck: Sen. Paul's Filibuster Is the Birth of 'a Historic Movement'

Submitted by Kyle Mantyla on Tuesday, 3/12/2013 11:37 am

It is no secret that Glenn Beck fancies himself as some sort of historical soothsayer capable of seeing parallels between the past and what is happening today in order to make predictions about the future.  

On last night's program, Beck proclaimed that Sen. Rand Paul's filibuster last week the modern day equivalent of Sen. Charles Sumner's 1856 "Crime against Kansas" speech, which resulted in him nearly being beaten to death on the Senate floor. Likening the criticism Paul received from Senators like Lindsey Graham and John McCain to the savage beating Sumner received, Beck went on to declare that just as the Republican Party went from nonexistence in 1854 to capturing control of Congress and the White House by 1860, Paul's filibuster would one day be seen by future historians as a watershed moment and predicting that they "will look back in a hundred years and say 'this speech ignited a global freedom movement'" that eventually won the White House.

"You were here to hear the heartbeat when the Tea Party started," Beck declared. "And last week, you witnessed the birth":

Talk to the Hand: Glenn Beck Explains Extremism

Submitted by Kyle Mantyla on Thursday, 3/7/2013 12:45 pm

Last night, Glenn Beck kicked off his television program with a long monologue about the rise of extremism in America.  Of course, Beck insisted that he and his viewers are not the extremists but rather everyone else who doesn't see how President Obama is trying to take away their guns, provoke civil unrest, and destroy America. 

Eventually, Beck offered up a simple way of identifying extremists by using his own body, saying that the core - consisting of the "God-given helmet" of your head and the "God-given vest" of your chest - is what keeps you alive, which is why your body shuts down blood flow to your fingers and toes in times of emergency.

In the case of America, Beck explained, the Constitution is the core and people like Eric Holder, Cass Sunstein, Barack Obama, John Holdren, and Van Jones are the "extremities" that need to be cut off.

"I warn you, man," he said, "hunker down because there is a storm coming and you've got to protect the core because the extremities are beginning to make a fist and they're already beginning to throw blows":

Glenn Beck Is Under Attack From the Forces of Darkness

Submitted by Kyle Mantyla on Wednesday, 3/6/2013 5:15 pm

On his radio program today, Glenn Beck declared that we have witnessed "the death knell of the American Constitution" because Attorney General Eric Holder sent a letter to Sen. Rand Paul saying that there could possibly be hypothetical "extraordinary circumstance" under which it would be necessary for the President to authorize the use of military force within the United States, perhaps to stop attacks like Pearl Harbor or 9/11.

That somehow morphed into a revelation by Beck that he and his inner circle have recently come under spiritual and physical attack by the forces of darkness, which made him realize that "we're not fighting man" and "that something is on the horizon." 

"We are headed for a great depression," he went on to declare, "and we are headed for civil unrest, and we are headed for things that you never thought was possible in your country."

"Remember the Japanese internment," he continued, because "progressives and collective thinking always - hear me - always goes wrong":

Glenn Beck At His Finest

Submitted by Kyle Mantyla on Wednesday, 3/6/2013 11:09 am

It doesn't even seem possible, but every day Glenn Beck manages to go further and further off the deep end and there appears to be no end in sight.  For example, last night he grew increasingly overwhelmed by his fear that "collectivism" is taking over this nation; so much so that he eventually ended up on his knees on the floor of his studio, providing imaginary medical aid with an American flag blanket to a mortally wounded Lady Liberty in a desperate attempt to save America ... before begging his viewers to remove their children from public schools because "they're indoctrination camps":

Beck: Gun Control Is an Effort to Impose Slavery

Submitted by Kyle Mantyla on Tuesday, 3/5/2013 11:41 am

Last night's Glenn Beck Program kicked off with twenty five minutes of paranoid raving from Beck about how the federal government is stockpiling armored vehicles and billions of rounds of ammunition because "they know something we don't know," by which he presumably meant that President Obama is preparing to foment a civil war.

In fact, according to Beck, these developments are part of the administration's effort to impose gun control on the nation by buying up all of the ammunition to make it impossible for American citizens to obtain any, which is itself apparently part of an even larger conspiracy to re-institute slavery:

Beck: Obama 'Is Trying to Send Us Into Civil War'

Submitted by Kyle Mantyla on Wednesday, 2/27/2013 2:48 pm

There is no doubt in Glenn Beck's mind that President Obama is seeking to incite a civil war in this nation and he sees the decision by the administration to release hundreds of illegal immigrants from detention facilities due to looming obligatory sequestration spending cuts as further proof.

For Beck, this move was nothing more than an attempt to provoke conflict, as he predicted that if any state were to go into rebellion, Obama will simply open up the federal prisons in that state and just let all of the prisoners loose in retaliation:

Right Wing Leftovers - 2/25/13

Submitted by Kyle Mantyla on Monday, 2/25/2013 6:30 pm
  • CBN's David Brody reports that the American Renewal Project is organizing another string of pastor's briefings for key states ahead of the 2014 elections. 

  • If Matt Barber's children turn out to be gay, they should probably not expect much support from their father.

  • Over the weekend, Tony Perkins received the "2012 Richard Land Distinguished Service Award." It was bestowed upon him by Richard Land himself.

  • Of course the Oak Initiative is now promoting John Guandolo's baseless allegations against John Brennan.

  • Headline of the day from Diana West: "It's Time to See Joe McCarthy For the Hero He Was."

  • Finally, Glenn Beck is desperately trying to get back on TV, presumably so more people can hear about how he is utterly embarrassed by America.

Beck: James Dobson's New Novel Is a Modern Day 'Uncle Tom's Cabin'

Submitted by Kyle Mantyla on Monday, 2/25/2013 2:26 pm

Last week, James Dobson stopped by Glenn Beck's television program last week to discuss his new novel "Fatherless," a "faith-based, dystopian thriller" set in the year 2042.

Dobson warned Beck that there is something deeply wrong with a society in which more and more couples are deciding not to have children, which prompted Beck to want to know how we can change the "hardness of people's hearts" that is at the root of this problem.  After Dobson asserted, predictably, that a lack of Christian faith is the ultimate cause, Beck agreed and predicated that, just as Harriet Beecher Stowe's "Uncle Tom's Cabin" played an important role during the Civil War, Dobson's "Fatherless" would play a similar role today because it will "wake people up":

Right Wing Leftovers - 2/22/13

Submitted by Brian Tashman on Friday, 2/22/2013 6:45 pm
  • Even though studies keep proving that morning-after pills don’t cause abortion, Religious Right groups will continue to baselessly argue otherwise. 
  • Family Research Council invites you to the National Organization for Marriage’s anti-gay Marriage March.
  • Yet another tough break for professional vote-suppressor Hans von Spakovsky. 
  • Rick Warren is very, very, very sad that Tim Tebow pulled out of his appearance at Robert Jeffress’ megachurch. 

Beck: Video Games Were Responsible for Sandy Hook Massacre

Submitted by Kyle Mantyla on Wednesday, 2/20/2013 12:00 pm

On last night's television program, Glenn Beck explained that it wasn't Adam Lanza's mental health problems or access to assault weapons that were responsible for the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School, but rather Lanza's infatuation with video games.

"Our sons and daughters are becoming desensitized to right and wrong," Beck warned, and "video games are a gateway drug for our kids and instead of a high, they get a numbness, they get an indifferent heart and a mind that cannot tell the difference between fiction and reality. This is medical fact, this is not crazy theory."

Right Wing Round-Up - 2/19/13

Submitted by Kyle Mantyla on Tuesday, 2/19/2013 6:35 pm

Right Wing Leftovers - 2/15/13

Submitted by Kyle Mantyla on Friday, 2/15/2013 6:28 pm
  • Glenn Beck has a theory about why the Pope is resigning: to stop the Marxists from taking over!

  • It is amazing how some utterly unknown conservative can give one speech and suddenly become presidential material.

  • Fox News explains why the government is buying up ammunition, but that probably won't stop the conspiracy theorists.

  • The Tea Party is now planning something called the "Day of Resistance."

  • Finally, Matt Barber says that the SPLC is responsible for the shooting at the Family Research Council because they "did everything but buy Floyd Corkins the gun and drive him there to do it." 

Right Wing Leftovers - 2/14/13

Submitted by Kyle Mantyla on Thursday, 2/14/2013 6:32 pm
  • In addition to urging his audience to buy gold, Glenn Beck is now encouraging them to invest in farmland.

  • Apparently, the SPLC is engaged in a "hate campaign" against "ex-gays."

  • FRC issues it weekly prayer targets.

  • The chairman of U.S. English says there was no reason for Marco Rubio to deliver his State of the Union response in Spanish because "the Hispanics who really do not speak good English are the illegals who don't vote anyway."

  • Quote of the day from Erik Rush: "We may have already reached the point of no return with regard to that sociopolitical singularity which will carry the impact of the Civil War, the two World Wars and the Great Depression rolled into one."

  • Finally, Mary Kissel of the Wall Street Journal asks Ralph Reed why it took President Obama four years to start talking about the importance of families and fatherhood; we ask Mary Kissel where she has been for the last four years.

Beck: The Government and Media Will Work Together to Drive Me Out of Business

Submitted by Kyle Mantyla on Thursday, 2/14/2013 3:32 pm

Glenn Beck is convinced that the rampage carried out by Christopher Dorner is part of a long-term strategy by progressives to stir up violence and foment civil war and the fact that media is not covering this is really driving him nuts.

But not for much longer because, as he stated on his radio program today, his efforts at The Blaze "will eventually shut these guys down" and drive the mainstream media out of business ... at which point the media will run to the government for protection and a bailout as the two come together in order to implement new regulations aimed at destroying Beck's truth-telling enterprise by taking control of the internet:

Beck: Its 'Plausible' That John Brennan Converted to Islam and 'Reasonable' to Ask Questions

Submitted by Kyle Mantyla on Thursday, 2/14/2013 11:40 am

Perhaps the most amazingly hypocritical thing about Glenn Beck is that his entire Blaze network serves as nothing but a repository for conspiracy theories, wild speculation, and outright lies while Beck holds himself up as a champion of "the truth":

Case in point, on his program last night Beck took up the allegation that John Brennan, President Obama's nominee to head the CIA, may have secretly converted to Islam as part of a counterintelligence operation run against him by the Saudi government.  Despite the fact that this claim originated from one laughably unreliable source, Beck found it to be entirely "plausible," saying that "if somebody makes a charge like that, shouldn't we at least explore it" before saying that the media wouldn't even bother to investigate because "it seems like we can't even ask reasonable questions any more":

Beck: Christopher Dorner Rampage Is Proof the Left Promotes Violence

Submitted by Kyle Mantyla on Wednesday, 2/13/2013 12:17 pm

Glenn Beck is absolutely positive that progressives in America are trying to foment violence in order to justify a government crackdown and ultimately provoke a civil war, which is why, as he explained on his television program last night, the Left has supposedly rallied around Christopher Dorner.

Citing nothing but a couple of Facebook pages, Beck saw in the Dorner rampage evidence of his theory that "radical progressives look for the disenfranchised and they stir them up to violence and you can expect more ... Targeting police and government buildings, setting off bombs and causing destruction; this is the pattern throughout American history. Whenever the radical left feels like they are very close to getting the oppressive government that they want, they try to shove the American people over the edge": 

Nugent Will Attend SOTU to Serve as a Counter to Obama's 'Masterful Scam Artist Fraud Delivery'

Submitted by Kyle Mantyla on Tuesday, 2/12/2013 4:32 pm

Ted Nugent called into Glenn Beck's radio program this morning to explain why he will be attending tonight's State of the Union address as a guest of Texas Republican congressman Steve Stockman. As Nugent explained it, Rep. Stockman wanted him to attend to serve as a counter to President Obama's "masterful scam artist fraud delivery ... every time he opens his mouth [who] will stack the audience with his props" and because Nugent "has trounced the anti-gunners every time they dare debate me."

In fact, Nugent declared that "I have the right to be there" as a representative of "logical, productive, conscientious, law-abiding Americans" who "stand in opposition to President Obama" ... and he'll be placed "right out in front of him," which Beck thought was just "fantastic":

PFAW has written an open letter to House Speaker John Boehner to disinvite Nugent based on his long history of issuing violent and vulgar threats against President Obama and Democratic leaders.

Beck: 'I Think There Might Be Something Wrong With Harry Reid ... Maybe He's Senile'

Submitted by Kyle Mantyla on Tuesday, 2/12/2013 12:47 pm

On his radio program yesterday, Glenn Beck revealed that he is deeply concerned that "there might be something wrong with Harry Reid."  Even though Reid and Nancy Pelosi are total "idiots," Reid might have an excuse because "maybe he's senile," whereas Pelosi has no excuse because she is just "as dumb as a box of rocks":

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Glenn Beck Posts Archive

Beck: God Must Destroy Us Because We Are Becoming an Affront to Him in Every Way
SUBMITTED BY: Kyle Mantyla, Wednesday 05/01/2013, 3:35pm
On today's radio broadcast, Glenn Beck got pretty worked up about the fact that the jury in the trial of Kermit Gosnell has now entered the second day of deliberations, since Beck thinks it is an open and shut case and it should only have taken them seconds to find Gosnell guilty.  That eventually prompted Beck to declare that this nation has become so evil that God "has got to destroy us; we are becoming an affront to him in every step of the way. We are denying his existence. We are denying his power. We are slapping him in the face. We are killing his children" before he... MORE >
Beck: Conspiracy Theorists Work to 'Plant the Seeds of Doubt Whenever and Wherever They Can'
SUBMITTED BY: Kyle Mantyla, Tuesday 04/30/2013, 1:34pm
Despite the fact that we watch Glenn Beck's programming for hours every day, we generally have no idea what it is he is taking about, mostly because his stream-of-consciousness style tends to blend his own conspiracies and his regular denunciations of conspiracy theories into one incoherent mess. Last night's program was a perfect example, as he dedicated one portion to raising "unanswered questions" about the judge brought in to read Dzhokhar Tsarnaev his Miranda Rights by raising suspicions about her travels to Muslim nations.  That was followed by a discussion of... MORE >
Right Wing Round-Up - 4/29/13
SUBMITTED BY: Kyle Mantyla, Monday 04/29/2013, 5:35pm
Mark Potok @ Hatewatch: Religious Right Hurls False Accusations at SPLC. Alvin McEwen: Fox News' bad reporting spins inaccurate story about middle school anti-bullying workshop. Sahil Kapur @ TPM: Justice O’Connor: Maybe Bush V. Gore Was A Mistake. Frederick Clarkson @ Talk To Action: Death by Dominion. Simon Maloy @ Media Matters: Live Action's Latest Abortion Clinic Undercover Video A Bust. Meenal Vamburkar @ Mediaite: Fox News Fires Back At Glenn Beck Saying He Left TV To Save His Soul: ‘He Was Trying To Save His Ass.’ MORE >
'You Can Live In Your Little Dream World': Glenn Beck Sees Echoes of Nazism in the Hunt for Boston Bomber
SUBMITTED BY: Kyle Mantyla, Monday 04/29/2013, 4:24pm
On his radio program this morning, Glenn Beck spent several minutes discussing a photo reportedly taken during the hunt for suspected Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev showing a police officer riding in a Humvee aiming his rifle up at the person taking the photo through a window. And Beck finds the photograph particularly frightening because it reminds him of something he learned when visiting Auschwitz, which is that the Nazis would murder anyone who dared to so much as look out the window when they came to haul away Jewish families living in a neighborhood. "So there were no... MORE >
Right Wing Leftovers - 4/26/13
SUBMITTED BY: Kyle Mantyla, Friday 04/26/2013, 5:26pm
On his radio show today, Glenn Beck basically begged Sen. Rand Paul to take his "2123B" conspiracy theory seriously and start investigating it. Matt Barber and Mat Staver say that all abortion providers are "quacks" and "serial murderers." It seems pretty clear that if you call someone an "arrogant ni**er," you are probably very close to being prejudiced. Bryan Fischer says he only blocks people on Twitter for using profanity, which is a total lie since we have never used profanity but he has blocked us. James Robison... MORE >
2123B: Beck Inadvertently Throws a Wrench Into His Own Boston Bombing Conspiracy
SUBMITTED BY: Kyle Mantyla, Thursday 04/25/2013, 10:30am
For a week now, Glenn Beck has been on a mission to prove his theory that Abdul Rahman Ali Alharbi, the Saudi national injured in the Boston Marathon bombing, is really an al Qaeda "control agent" presumably responsible for recruiting the Tsarnaev brothers to carry out the bombing, but who is now being protected by the US government following meetings between high-ranking government and Saudi officials. The central piece of his argument is that on the day following the bombing, Alharbi was interviewed for nine hours by federal authorities while still in the hospital and that his... MORE >
Right Wing Leftovers - 4/24/13
SUBMITTED BY: Brian Tashman, Wednesday 04/24/2013, 5:22pm
Paul Ryan’s campaign intern and Newt Gingrich’s “Ellis the Elephant” actor has been charged with extortion and cyber stalking after threatening women over nude photos.  House Republicans and Fox News are still trying to smear Hillary Clinton over Benghazi with discredited attacks.  CBN’s David Brody is freaked out about anti-bullying programs.  Pamela Geller wonders if America has lost its soul after re-electing Obama.  According to Glenn Beck’s The Blaze, Abdul Rahman Alharbi is a 2123B “armed and... MORE >
Beck: 'If You Want to Continue to Discredit Me, You Will Only Discredit Yourself'
SUBMITTED BY: Kyle Mantyla, Wednesday 04/24/2013, 10:57am
Glenn Beck continues his campaign to prove that Abdul Rahman Ali Alharbi, the Saudi national injured at the Boston Marathon bombing and briefly considered a suspect, is an al Qaeda "control agent" responsible for recruiting the Tsarnaev brothers to carry out the bombing and is now being protected by the US government. Promising that today "the hammer drops," today on his radio program he read from the "event" file created on Alharbi following the bombing. Beck promised that all of this new information would be reported in The Blaze today, but it hasn't been... MORE >